What is a Lady Gaga?
What is what? And who is who. Until tonight I did not know. What is a Lady Gaga? I mean. I get out a little bit. I go to the gym anyway. And see. They play this music there. Sometimes. And I heard a quite danceable number that I sort of liked. But did not know. And now. I do. That was a Lady Gaga. Yes. The song they call the Poker Face.
“Bluffin’ with my muffin?” WTF.
Anyway. Like I said. It is. Danceable. If not necessarily profound. I’m not exactly sure how one can go two years without knowing what a Lady Gaga is. But somehow. I did.
Dance music. I like that in the gym. Maybe when you’re so behind on popular culture. You can be too ahead on other things. Yes.
February 7th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Okay. So now. I have had the opportunity to review this Lady Gaga entity with greater focus. I have now seen this Lady Gaga. Perform simulated sexual intercourse on an inflatable killer whale. And I conclude. She has relatively little talent. And likes to hide her face. A lot.
However, she does seem to thoroughly enjoy herself. And perhaps that is all that matters. I mean. If life is anything like the special olympics. Which. Maybe it should be. At least as concerns the depraved and vacuous popular culture.
I suppose a lesson here is that something is danceable says little.
February 17th, 2010 at 7:58 am
Emotional Lady Gaga sweeps UK’s Brit Awards – Singer wins best international female artist, international breakthrough act and international album
May 17th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Andy Rooney: What’s a Lady Gaga?
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I’ll rate this as good company. And. Of course. He listens to Ella.
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:29 am
Lady Gaga: Pop Star for a Country and an Empire in Decline