Here’s wishing everyone a painful and dread-filled 2010.

For those of you who failed to adopt the new calendar system I promulgated on October 29, 2009, and I recognize there are still a few of you stragglers out there, I offer New Year’s greetings. Not the empty, sanitized, happy-face type you’re used to receiving, but the truthful kind. The kind that say, the only real question for 2010 is just how much further up your ass the boot will go.

2010 will suck. And if you don’t see today on the last day of 2009 that 2010 will suck. That’s okay. The eye doctor will reopen at 9 a.m. on January 4 and will be happy to see you. In any case, by mid-2010, that we are still in this depression, or, Great Revulsion, and that it is not over, will be plain to even the most myopic corporate media devotee, provided they get out and about just long enough to see, smell, and hear their townsfolk huddled around rusting 55-gallon steel drums, roasting rats on street corners.

Eh. What the hell. I’ll wish everyone a Happy New Year. But you won’t have one. That is. If your life is tied to the economy and you think inside the box.

71 Responses to “Here’s wishing everyone a painful and dread-filled 2010.”

  1. admin Says:

    U.S. growth prospects deemed bleak in new decade

  2. admin Says:

    Americans’ job satisfaction falls to record low

  3. admin Says:

    Personal Bankruptcy Filings Rising Fast

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    Pending home sales fall 16 percent in November

    Rear view both. And not.

  4. admin Says:

    Regional Mall Vacancies in U.S. Rise to Record

  5. admin Says:

    Record 40% Of Unemployed Without Job For 27+ Weeks

  6. admin Says:

    Consumer Credit in U.S. Declined in November by Most on Record

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    U.S. Office Vacancy Rate Hits 15 Year High at 17 Percent

  8. admin Says:

    Jobs gloom hits west’s recovery hopes:

    “Grim jobs market reports on both sides of the Atlantic on Friday highlighted the ongoing human cost of the credit crisis and kept alive concerns over the sustainability of the [non-existent, sham, fraud] recovery.”

  9. admin Says:

    America slides deeper into depression as Wall Street revels

  10. admin Says:

    Even when the U.S. labor market finally starts adding more workers than it loses, many of the unemployed will find that the types of jobs they once had simply don’t exist anymore.

  11. admin Says:

    Job seekers outnumber openings by more than six to one

  12. admin Says:

    How nation’s true jobless rate is closer to 22%

  13. admin Says:

    Retail sales sink, jobless claims rise:

    “Retail sales unexpectedly fell in December, leaving 2009 with the biggest yearly drop on record and highlighting the formidable hurdles facing the economy as it struggles to recover from the deepest recession in seven decades.

    In another disappointing economic report, the number of newly laid-off workers requesting unemployment benefits rose more than expected last week as jobs remain scarce.”

  14. admin Says:

    Record year for foreclosures as unemployment rises:

    “A record 2.8 million households were threatened with foreclosure last year, and that number is expected to rise this year as more unemployed and cash-strapped homeowners fall behind on their mortgages.”

  15. admin Says:

    Current ratings of consumer confidence are in full retreat this month after moving ahead in December – and a separate measure finds expectations for the future worsening.

  16. admin Says:

    U.S. home builder sentiment unexpectedly fell in January to the lowest level since June on concerns over the weak labor market and high foreclosure volume, according to a survey on Tuesday.

  17. admin Says:

    First-time claims for state unemployment benefits jumped unexpectedly by the largest amount in eight months, the Labor Department reported Thursday.

  18. admin Says:

    State Unemployment Data Darkens Jobs Picture:

    “43 states and the District of Columbia saw their unemployment rates increase from November to December, many significantly. This is a major change-in-direction from November’s good news, when 36 states saw their unemployment rates decline.”

  19. admin Says:

    U.S. Retail Credit Card Defaults Hit Near-Record Levels with No Relief in Sight

  20. admin Says:

    Home Sales See Biggest Monthly Drop in 40 Years

  21. admin Says:

    New home sales fall 7.6% to 9-month low

  22. admin Says:

    Airlines suffered record drop in traffic in 2009

  23. admin Says:

    Treasury one-month bill rates turned negative for the first time in 10 months, as issuance declines while investors seek the most easily-traded securities amid a renewal of risk aversion.

  24. admin Says:

    Wages and benefits rise in 2009 by smallest amount on records going back 27 years

  25. admin Says:

    Double Dip Risk Rises After Inventory Blowout

  26. admin Says:

    No Help in Sight, More Homeowners Walk Away

  27. admin Says:

    Initial Jobless Claims in U.S. Unexpectedly Climbed

  28. admin Says:

    Poof: Another 800,000 jobs disappear

    “As bad as the government’s jobs readings numbers have been during the Great Recession Revulsion, we’ll soon find out the real situation likely was worse”

  29. admin Says:

    U.S. business bankruptcy filings rose 7 percent in January from a year ago

  30. admin Says:

    The Federal Reserve would consider reopening its program to support the mortgage market if interest rates spiked or the economy showed new weakness, Federal Reserve Bank of New York President William C. Dudley said in two new interviews.

    You don’t say.

  31. admin Says:

    Rash of retirements pushes Social Security to brink:

    “Social Security’s annual surplus nearly evaporated in 2009 for the first time in 25 years as the recession led hundreds of thousands of workers to retire or claim disability.

    The impact of the recession is likely to hit the giant retirement system even harder this year and next.”

  32. admin Says:

    No Exit in Sight for U.S. As Fannie, Freddie Flail

  33. admin Says:

    How a New Jobless Era Will Transform America

  34. admin Says:

    Truckers index drives US GDP fears:

    “An index that measures the health of the US economy by analysing real-time diesel consumption of trucks has cast doubt on the strength of the economic recovery after recording a sharp decline in January.”

  35. admin Says:

    One in five US mortgages “underwater” in Q4

  36. admin Says:

    Job openings plunged by one-quarter last year

  37. admin Says:

    Reversal of fortune: After trend of rising prices, some housing markets see about-face

  38. admin Says:

    Foreclosures Seen Still Hitting Prices

  39. admin Says:

    New wave of foreclosures by end of 2010 is feared

  40. admin Says:

    Rising tide of suburban homeless across U.S.

  41. admin Says:

    [T]he delinquency rate on commercial mortgage-backed securities (CMBS) conduit and fusion loans posted the largest single monthly increase on record. US CMBS loans are also transferring to special servicing status faster and greater than ever before.

  42. admin Says:

    Producer Prices in U.S. Increase More Than Forecast

  43. admin Says:

    The number of Americans filing first-time claims for unemployment insurance unexpectedly increased last week, pointing to an uneven recovery in the labor market.

  44. admin Says:

    Bank lending in the US has contracted so far this year at the fastest rate in recorded history, raising concerns that the Federal Reserve may have jumped the gun by withdrawing emergency stimulus.

  45. admin Says:

    Millions of Unemployed Face Years Without Jobs

  46. admin Says:

    Nearly 20 percent of the U.S. workforce lacked adequate employment in January and struggled to make ends meet with reduced resources and bleak job prospects, according to a Gallup poll released on Tuesday.

    In findings that appear to paint a darker employment picture than official U.S. data, Gallup estimated that about 30 million Americans are underemployed, meaning either jobless or able to find only part-time work.

  47. admin Says:

    Consumer confidence fell sharply in February as Americans turned more pessimistic about job prospects and the U.S. economy, the Conference Board reported Tuesday.

  48. admin Says:

    Sales of new homes plunged to a record low in January, underscoring the formidable challenges facing the housing industry as it tries to recover from the worst slump in decades.

  49. admin Says:

    Nearly 25% of all mortgages are underwater

  50. admin Says:

    At F.D.I.C., Bracing for a Wave of Failures

  51. admin Says:

    The number of Americans filing for initial unemployment insurance surged to just below the 500,000 level last week, and have climbed more than 12% over the past two weeks, the government said Thursday.

  52. admin Says:

    More consumers file for bankruptcy protection

  53. admin Says:

    Unemployment rises in 30 states in January

  54. admin Says:

    Existing Home Sales Fall for Third Straight Month Raising Worries About Housing Recovery

  55. admin Says:

    Construction spending falls to lowest level in 8 years; sore spot for the recovery

  56. admin Says:

    Initial jobless claims increase unexpectedly

  57. admin Says:

    Mortgage Holders Owing More Than Homes Are Worth Rise to 23%

  58. admin Says:

    The exact mid-2010, calendar-wise, would be the end of June. Today Marketwatch has as a headline, “‘Double dip’ chatter brings global jitters.” DJIA presently off 260 points.

    Do you know where your roasted rat smell is?

  59. admin Says:

    The recession killed off 7.9 million jobs. It’s increasingly likely that many will never come back.

  60. admin Says:

    We now begin the second half of the year. And. We now have. Pervasive roasted rat smell. And perhaps now. Even the myopic are beginning to see.

    With the US trapped in depression, this really is starting to feel like 1932:

    “‘The economy is still in the gravitational pull of the Great Recession,’ said Robert Reich, former US labour secretary. ‘All the booster rockets for getting us beyond it are failing.’

    ‘Home sales are down. Retail sales are down. Factory orders in May suffered their biggest tumble since March of last year. So what are we doing about it? Less than nothing,’ he said.”

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    Overly simplistic but pointing in the same direction:

    Dow Repeats Great Depression Pattern

  61. admin Says:

    Banks repossess US homes at record pace

  62. admin Says:

    Fears grow as millions lose jobless benefits

  63. admin Says:

    Outside the Box: Double dip looking likely

    Seven months later. And they call this “outside the box!”

  64. admin Says:

    The furloughs that popped up during the recession are being replaced by a highly unusual tactic: actual cuts in pay.

  65. admin Says:

    Jobs picture dims as unemployment claims rise:

    “The employment picture is looking bleaker as applications for jobless benefits rose last week to the highest level in almost six months.”

  66. admin Says:

    Homes lost to foreclosure up 6 pct from last year

  67. admin Says:

    Jobless millions signal death of the American dream for many

  68. admin Says:

    U.S. bankruptcy filings have reached the highest level since 2005, government data released on Tuesday show, as the economy slows and the unemployment rate hovers just below double digits.

  69. admin Says:

    “A record number of U.S. workers are tapping into their retirement accounts to make it through the economic downturn, Fidelity Investments found in a survey released Friday.”

  70. admin Says:

    Government anti-poverty programs that have grown to meet the needs of recession victims now serve a record one in six Americans and are continuing to expand.

  71. admin Says:

    Seven lean years: No recovery till 2016

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