Archive for April, 2009

My selfless gift to the world.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

People of the world, I offer unto thee, so as to relieve yourselves of your heavy burden:

Mail all organic, nitrate-free bacon (slab or sliced) to me. Please pack carefully, frozen, in styrofoam or with dry ice. I will keep it safe. In my intestines.

Coffee table, second-hand. Aerial view. 27 April 2009.

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Tasteful materialist; lucrative earth-raping; holistic, necrophobe audiophile phase.

The bastards finally did it.

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

They finally…

Oin. K.

You are entering an alternate universe: Inside the warped, sociopathic mind of the naked short seller.

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

“One should be able to sell stock at will.”

“There is absolutely no economic reason why America should cause and force short sellers to borrow stock.”

What planet are you from, spaceman?

Yeah, and I should be able to write checks on my bank account at will, whether or not the money is there. Until they arrest me. Which is, in due time, what will happen to the naked shorts.

Enjoy the money while it lasts. I hope your freedom was worth it.

Whether Mr. Asensio is among the naked shorts, I offer no opinion. But I am confident they share his Through the Looking-Glass views expressed in the interview. This site, however, has a rather strong opinion of the man.

Check out Deep Capture for more information on the problem of naked shorting.