lovely, dark and deep

And Ben Bernanke is actually Gideon Gono, Governor of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe.

All hail Bananaland!

I see end to Bernanke.

I eschew and deny the validity of store-bought chocolate. There. I said it. So, how do I live? How ever do I live?

I make my own.

You can think of this homemade chocolate as not unlike Hershey’s Kisses, aside from it being totally different. From those. Those… things.

It has only three ingredients. All healthy. And all words most people can pronounce. Specifically, it contains three parts, by mass, organic raw cacao butter to one part organic raw cacao powder, with organic stevia added to taste. And a dusting of organic ground cinnamon. As luck would have it, this comes out to roughly 7.77 calories/gram.

I call them Heresy Horseshoe Crabs. I know you’re jealous.

If not, we’re getting close now. Today strikes me as a case of put a floor, if only an intermediate one, under the broad markets and pull the rug out from under Uncle Buck. Time will tell.